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monday jokes

1 million copies of a book were sold in two days due to one letter being wrong.

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This mistake was made in the title of that book...!

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The name of the book was - 'An Idea That Will Change Your Life

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And it happened by mistake - 'An idea that will change your wife'!

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First friend - what are you doing brother...?

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The second friend - I am eating brother...!

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First friend - Alone-alone...?

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The second friend - Oye I am taunting my wife, come you eat too...!

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Early in the morning the wife said - give the newspaper quickly...!

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Husband - How old are you too?

Where did the world come from and

You are asking for a newspaper...!

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Take this my tablet...!

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Their wife took the tablet and hit it on the cockroach...!

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Now the husband is in shock...!😜😜😜😂😂😂

monday joke of the day

"Let me also see, whose accident happened?"

Pappu said while removing the crowd...

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When no one removed, he shouted and said,

I am the father of the one who has had an accident.

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Found a way and Pappu saw it

A donkey was dead...!😳😳😳😂😂😂

Pappu said to a stranger girl walking on the road -

You know me...?

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Girl - No, who are you...?

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Pappu - I am the one whom you didn't even recognize yesterday...!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

funny monday jokes

Doctor - for whom to make glasses...?

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Pappu - for the teacher...!

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Doctor - But why...?

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Pappu - Because he always sees me like a donkey...!

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Santa was sitting in the park with a girl...!

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Policeman - Why are you sitting here...?

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Santa - we are both married...!

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Policeman - Hey then go to your house and sit...!

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Santa - Can't go home and sit together...!

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Policeman - Why...?

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Santa - because her husband will not agree...!😳😳

When Chintu went to get his father signed on his report card,

So Chintu's father put his thumb on him...!!!

Chintu asked - Papa, you are an engineer,

Then why did you put your thumb?

Chintu's father said - Son, like your numbers, have come, have you not?

The teacher should not know that your father is educated.😂😂

The wife was singing a song while cleaning the house by climbing on the table.

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If you meet… we will leave the era…!

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Then the husband also started singing - if you fall... we will find another...!

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Poor husband is hospitalized...!😂😂

Doctor - What's the matter?

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Pappu - the dog has bitten...!

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Doctor - You didn't read what was written on the board outside,

The patient viewing time is only from 8 am to 11 am and you have come at one o'clock...!

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Pappu - I had read, but the dog did not read...!😂😂😂😂

On wife's birthday, the husband asked- what gift do you want...?

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The wife's wish was to get a new car, she

Turned around and said - take me such a thing,

On which as soon as I ride, it reaches from 0 to 80 in two seconds...!

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In the evening itself, the husband brought her a weighing fork and gave it to her...!

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Now there is a warlike atmosphere in the house...!😳😳😂😂

Santa - What do you do if you feel hot?

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Banta - I go and sit near the cooler...!

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Santa - If it is still hot, then what do you do?

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Banta - Then I turn on the cooler...!😂😂

Pappu - dude knows, Indian wife his husband

believes in everything,

But never accept one thing...?

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Guppy - what...?

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Pappu - say...!😂😂😂😂😂😂

Seeing the wife sad, the husband asked -

why are you looking so sad,

You are sitting silent, what are you thinking...?

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The wife said - no, there is no such thing,

It's been worrying me for just a few days now

After all, what is left in my 'efforts', which

You smile even after so many years of marriage...!

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Husband to his friend: Man, my wife has become very expensive, she keeps asking for 1000 sometimes 2000.

Friend: What does your wife do with so much money? 😮😮

The first friend: You know? I have never given

The judge gave the punishment of 1000 rupees to the wife for a slap.

Then Santa asked the judge:-

"Second one slap kill du..??"

Judge angrily:- Why..??

Santa:- Because there is no holiday

I have a 2000 rupee note.😂😂

Pappu - Doctor sir, how much will plastic surgery cost...?

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Doctor - 50 thousand...!

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Pappu - If we give plastic then...

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Doctor (angrily) - So even after melting it and sticking it, it will be done for free...!😳😳😂😂😂😂 😂